Alastair Galpin
took to world record-breaking in
2004 after being inspired by a record-setting rally
driver in Kenya. What began as a hobby soon escalated
into an active publicity pursuit. Today, he promotes the
work of social and environmental causes. For these
purposes, the most fitting game plans are chosen; then
world titles are attempted and frequently created.
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Fastest time to break 10 plastic coat hangers:
6.30 seconds
This is the story behind my Guinness World Record™ for the Fastest time to break 10 plastic coat hangers.
I couldn't stop staring at women's upper chests
in the street. No! I wasn't amusing myself. But I was calculating how I
could succeed. My world record obsession was surfacing once again, it
seemed. I was determined to find out the size of the smallest adult
bra. Before I did the obvious thing – walk into a shop and ask, I
thought I'd try to see for myself. Yet, no matter how much I looked, I
couldn't figure it out. I decided the more traditional method of
getting the answer was what I needed to do.
In the women's underwear store, I knew I looked
completely out of place. Not only that, but I had walked in alone.
Although she didn't show it, the counter attendant was alerted by my
purposeful striding, I was sure. She leaned forward to ask if she could
help, but probably also to stop me getting to the back of the display
floor. I stared at her for a second. She returned the stare, and began
to frown. I muttered, cleared my throat and repeated myself – loudly.
“No need to speak at such volume, sir” came the
reply. I felt embarrassed. But at least we had exchanged words. Only
when I mentioned the phrase 'world record attempt' did the assistant
relax. Puzzled, she waited for the details. Hearing them, much to my
surprise, the woman asked me to wait, with a hint of a smile. Out came
a large bag. Together we sorted various sizes of coat hangers, and I
learned that bras came in very small sizes on coat hangers to match. I
snapped one. Shards went flying over the till, across the counter and a
piece landed in my hair. This make of coat hanger would be perfect. It
would possibly also be the first and last time I'd have such close
contact with a large volume of bra coat hangers!
We filled several bags, shared a brief giggle,
and I left the women's underwear shop amid other female customers. The
only difference in our baggage, it seemed, was that mine contained no
underwear. I was pleased. Into the car I loaded nearly 4kg of coat
hangers and drove home at top legal speed. If a traffic officer had
stopped me, I figured, I'd try to dismiss them by saying I was in a
hurry to smash coat hangers for the world's entertainment. Then,
hearing myself thinking those words, I promptly decided to avoid
disaster and I slowed down.
In one spacious room, I held each coat hanger to
the light. The ones I'd choose would have to satisfy specific rules,
and I wanted to separate the very best of the lot from the others. To
ensure I did the job correctly, I allocated this task 2 hours of my
afternoon. To me, that was time well spent. Unfortunately, the others
there didn't appreciate my lack of social graces in favour of a heap of
plastic. I explained, but got no sympathy. I waved everyone out of my
presence and made it clear what was infinitely more important, much to
their disbelief.
This was to be a joyous time, I reassured myself,
and threw all my concentration at the task. Rubbing my hands with
delight, I planned things. Out of the best coat hangers I'd picked, I'd
leave one heap in the room and take two smaller piles outside where my
test site would be. Handling them with great care, I stepped out to the
back yard and laid out my own private stage. My blood pressure was
rising, I was that excited. On bent knees, and with my stopwatch laying
alongside, I figured that I could snap a row of hangers and, with
lightning speed, turn my gaze to focus on the racing stopwatch to gauge
my speediness. Of course that wouldn't give perfect readings, but it
was better than guessing my ability. In my mind's eye, I envisioned
myself as an artist in a music concert about to begin, with crowds
jostling right in front of my 'stage', going wild. I puffed up my chest
and smiled out to the plants around the garden; the mythical audience
I'd created for the afternoon.
Again
in
my
mind,
I
heard
the
countdown
instruction
to
begin. The make-believe mass of fans roared and shrieked
their encouragement. With unimaginable speed, my forearms extended and
gripped the first coat hanger. Almost instantly, it snapped and slivers
of plastic exploded through the air like sun rays. Even before every
piece had landed, I was onto the next, and the next. Like a machine
designed for destruction, my hands destroyed hanger after hanger. In my
head, the very loud audience was on the verge of pandemonium from
sharing my exhilaration. Waves of pleasure flashed through my chest,
filling me with vitalising energy. I was in utopia – smashing women's
coat hangers for the shrubs and flowers in my garden to witness. This
was simply bliss.
Seconds later, it had all come to an end. It was
silent. In the distance I could hear the chirping of a lone garden
bird. The shrubs and flowerbeds looked just the way they had when I'd
begun. There was nothing different except for broken coat hangers lying
around me. I was no longer in my mental dreamland; a famed musician on
stage. This was anything but! With pursed lips, I picked up the mess
and accepted that all I was, was a coat hanger smasher of no
consequence.
Before slipping into depression over this
disappointment, I promised myself that I'd practise until I was the
best I can be. So, gradually, the garden became a dump: bits of coat
hangers across much of it. It was all but impossible to forget about
the pieces – it only took one shard of rigid plastic stabbing me in the
foot to keep me aware. Soon, the piles of suitable hangers had
dwindled. I set aside the remainder for the real event, now confident
that I was the king of coat hanger breaking. Feeling sure of myself, I
waited patiently for my turn to prove myself.
The world record-breaking event I'd been invited
to participate in arrived. I was quite relaxed about this particular
attempt. At the venue, others were rushing to and fro, busying
themselves with the things they'd come to do. I sauntered over to the
administration table where the many participants in the day's
activities had registered. With my assistants' help, I cleared a small
area
and laid out the precious feather-light coat hangers. With great care
and precision, I placed each exactly where I wanted it – lying a set
number of millimetres from the next. My helpers waited and waited while
I made sure every coat hanger was correctly angled. When I'd satisfied
myself, I stood back. With a twinge of guilt striking at my heart, I
organised my team. I felt like a firing squadron chief, about to end
the lives of specially chosen victims in an instant. That worried me,
but then I cast my thoughts elsewhere, reminding myself these were
items of plastic, of no real value. With that thought to spur me on,
and my adrenalin pumping, I checked that everyone was ready and I gave
it my all.
Click, snap, ting, crack and smash. In almost as
many seconds, as recorded by the timekeeper, no coat hangers remained.
My energy was at a peak. I stood bouncing on my feet from pent up
enthusiasm. It was crazy. This was the sort of excitement that a
starving animal would display once given a taste of its favourite food
but no more. And that was the case – there were no more; no more whole
coat hangers. I had no option but to subdue that rise in anticipation
and think with clarity.
It was quite an anti-climax. The only thing left
to do was to finish off the admin, which I did reluctantly. Spectators
watched, but unlike at my antics in public, these people seemed highly
supportive of what I was engaged with: trying whatever I could do gain
more world records. Perhaps that respect came because we were at a
specifically designed world record-breaking event, so most people there
would have been commending others' achievements throughout the day. I
was still pleased, to say the least.
And within minutes, I'd rushed off to another
part of the event area to turn my hand at yet another world record
attempt. Along the event grounds perimeter, I could see crew
approaching from the country's biggest TV broadcaster. My excited
reaction at that point dwarfed the pleasure I'd just got from smashing
coat hangers...